*reads the last line again*
*closes the book*
*deep sigh*
*screams*
*throws book out the window*
*jumps out the window after it*
*writhes in pain while clutching the book*
*cries and rocks it back and forth*
*puts it back down on the shelf*
*deep breath*
*Calls friend* “read this book”
(via mayhalimaw)
| Lady Olenna: | look everyone's a little bit gay |
| Tywin: | no they fucking aren't |
| Lady Olenna: | well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not |
Animated Disney Female Villains
”The villain of any story is often the most compelling character.”
(Source: disneydeviants, via fuckyeahcutedisney)
(via fuckyeahtopher)
You don’t understand. You don’t know what it’s like to live in different worlds. To travel on great adventures through the galaxy with people you know better than your own family. To live with them. To die with them. Have you ever loved anything? Do you have any idea?
These are my friends. My best friends in the world.
(via mayhalimaw)
28 Days, Gwen Cummings
(Source: whitepaperquotes)
in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful
#i don’t care who you ship lily with #but if you try to tell me james never really loved lily #or she /deserved/ to be with someone different #i’ll probably shit in your backpack
(via mayhalimaw)
| tourist: | could you give us directions to Olive Garden? |
| new yorker: | no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol |
| tourist: | oh you think you're clever??? |
| new yorker: | what |
| tourist: | i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness |
| new yorker: | oh... oh i'm so sor |
| tourist: | no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself |
| the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole |
Kate Nash
me walking into church
It begins.
HOW IS THERE A GIF IN THIS SCREENSHOT I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE
Do you...
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